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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 14:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Mariska Hargitay will reveal past secrets, new family at 'My Mom Jayne' premiere - USA Today

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Tesla Stock Is Falling. Why June Is Starting With a Loss. - Barron's

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is love?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after using tap water for nasal rinse - Scripps News

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Barbara Walters Documentary Director Explains Why Journalist’s Daughter and Diane Sawyer Aren’t in Film - The Hollywood Reporter

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Texas governor vetoes hemp ban bill - Politico

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Destiny 2 Reveals Major Armor Stats Overhaul Coming In The Edge of Fate - The Game Post

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Trump-Musk row fuels 'biggest crisis ever' at Nasa - BBC

share office space ...

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Darwin Loved Worms. They May Have Just Proved Him Wrong About Evolution. - Yahoo